Andrew Breese

Infrequent thoughts of a professional geek

Office Haiku

Many months ago a BA and I were working late, and started to get silly. It was post 7pm on a Thursday night, neither had eaten, and neither could leave soon. So I started writing bad haiku.

This document blows,
The english is horrific,
Make the bad man stop.

Then later the next week…

Non-sensical email,
Makes you scream murder and fury,
Thank god for five thirty.

It was distracting and fun to write, and probably more like a form of office therapy. Apologies to those who know how to actually write a haiku.

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